"Snip-snip, it's me, Scissors. Now it's been said that I'm some kind of funny girl. And I have a bit of an accent. Although to be blant, I've not always been described as the sharpest tool in the shed. But it's great to know I'm useful for people to take everywhere I go. When I told people I was coming on The Masked Dancer they said, 'Can you handle a talent show?' And my response, 'I'm sure I can cut it.' Tonight, I'm going to cut the competition in half."
3
"In my last performance, I cut some shapes on the dance floor. The panel think they've figured me out. But I think they barley scratched the surface. There's an elephant in the room and her name is Scissors. I've not always been front and centre but I do like the limelight. Even if I haven't actively sought it out. Sometimes not getting something is the way to get something. Do you know what I mean? Like life can imitate art as they say. I'm not making this clear. What I'm trying to say is that sometimes it helps to have a little bit of X Factor in your life. It certainly did mine. Tonight on that dance floor, it's paper, scissors, rock."
5
"Last time on the dace floor, I rocked out. And I'm here to dance another day. Here's the thing, I might not consider myself a singer first and foremost. I've still ended up in the charts. And I'm not talking once or twice but a record breaking number of times. I even ousted a musical legend from his post. That was a real pinch me moment. And I love how my career has continually taken me in new directions but that's the joy of the business. You never know where things might lead. And a lot of my opportunities have come by pure incredible chance. Tonight, this pair of scissors is going solo."
6
"I'm pleased to say their guesses still aren't quite cutting it. So, even though I'm a pair of scissors, that doesn't mean you can't still be solo. Finding another special pair of scissors to settle down with can take a while and all the single ladies out there, trust me I know what it's like. Believe me, I've had more than one relationship in the public eye. I was at the centre of a phenomenon. How could I not? Turns out even a ditzy blonde can create visibility and that's always a good thing in my book. When it comes to love, bring it on I say. Tonight, you'll wannabe watching my hip hop moves."
7
"In my last performance, I did it again. But they've not got me yet. Let me get to the point, I just wanna put smiles on people's faces. I was born to make you happy. A pair of scissors is a hard-working implement and repetition is a scissors' bread and butter. But ultimately, I just wanna entertain. I've always worked hard and when you do, good things happen. Me, for example, doing an impression of someone I admired brought me face-to-face with my idol. Talk about lucky! Speaking of idols, my early career was spent alongside a true icon. Tonight, hit me baby one more time, let's tango."
8
"Last week, the panel's guesses were all over the chop. But it's crunch time so they need to get to the point. Tonight, it's the grand final, let me hear you cheer. Scissors are a useful tool, but they can also be dangerous. There was a time when I was a bit of a bad guy, but that's not really me. I'm actually very calm and never snippy. Although, it's time to spill the beans as you Brits say, I've had to hide some of my talents to keep you on your toes. I couldn't be happier to be in The Masked Dancer final tonight. Truly, I'm elated. Over the moon. Ectastic. So, give me a G and give me an O and let's GO! Tonight, I'm having a soul lot of fun. Let's get funky."
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"These 'peepers' are feline like they could use forty winks."
"All right Billy? How’s your day been? Not bad. Been on the internet all morning trying to get hold of some tickets for the Scissors tour. They are "sheariously" hard to get hold of. Ah, that was worse than one of Joel’s puns. Sorry, was that a bad joke? But that’s the all-singing, all-dancing show, right? That’s the one. You know, I just… can’t resist a musical!"
Clue Answers
"Centre of a phenomenon" was a nod to starring in Glee, which was the most watched TV show in the U.S.
The Elvis figurine was a reference to Glee breaking Elvis' Billboard Charts record.
The star cushion was a reference to Heather's appearance on Dancing with the Stars.
Final Guesses[]
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Peter's Guess
Davina's Guess
Dawn's Guess
Oti's Guess
John's Guess
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Kimberly Wyatt
Ashley Roberts
Heather Morris
Trivia[]
Sausage and Scissors both have similar track records throughout their individual competitions:
Both were from Group A.
Both won their first matchup and went to the Face-Off or Dance Jam on the following episode, then proceeded to be safe for the rest of the competition.
Both were the only remaining female competitor during the finale, and both ended up winning.
And lastly, both were female winners of their individual second season: Sausage of The Masked Singer UK and Scissors of The Masked Dancer UK.
Coincidentally, they both sang and danced to "So What" by Pink.
Heather's fellow Glee star Amber Riley competed on the eighth season of The Masked Singer as Harp. Coincidentally, Amber and Heather won their respective seasons.