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Pillar and Post is a masked celebrity duo on the Second series of The Masked Dancer UK.

Appearance[]

Pillar and Post are based after a package and a mailbox. The package portion being a big brown box with tape, letters, and stamps all over, and the mailbox part being a sleek, red typical British mailbox.

Dance/Music[]

Week Song Selection Style Result
1 "Please Mr. Postman" by The Marvelettes Jazz BTM3
3 "Giant" by Calvin Harris & Rag'n'Bone Man Partner/Lyrical SAFE
5 N/A QUIT

Clues[]

Week Clue
1 Pillar: "Morning! I'm Pillar!"

Post: "And I'm Post!"

Pillar: "We're just off on our morning route."

Post: "Mostly, I follow instructions and just do as I'm told. In fact, I've made a career out of it."

Pillar: "We like to hit the compost early and get all of our deliveries done. And me and Posty just love to keep it in the family."

Post: "We go around the streets making sure everyone gets their mail. By taking several trips around the world to deliver us to the same facility."

Pillar: "As The Masked Dancer's first duo, we're here to put our stamp on the competition."

Post: "And hopefuly, you'll see us dance like a dream and not a nightmare."

Both: "Tonight, we're hoping to deliver our first class performance."

3 Both: "In our last performance, we lifted more than just the panel's spirits. We found ourselves in the bottom three. But, the panel saved us to dance another day."

Post: "Anyone who knows me will tell you I'm funny, although I don't think I had made it as a comedian because my delivery is awful."

Pillar: "Oh dear. They say opposites attract, but in many ways, we're quite similar. Even though, we're from different elements."

Post: "And speaking of elements, it's fair to say you had a second wind."

Pillar: "I did, and I found more than just my feet again too."

Post: "And that was that. Bob's your uncle as they say."

Pillar: "Oh, listen to him, he's so wise."

Both: "Tonight, we're pushing the envelope and carding up for another performance."

5 Both: "In our last performance, we spun ourselves from pillar to post."

Pillar: "Hey kitty girl, here we go again!"

Post: "It's great to learn a new discipline."

Pillar: "Here's a play there's something that've always played a big role in both our lives."

Post: "But dancing is something we don't have to learn."

Pillar: "Dancing has never been her strong voice, but you could say he's blanch have be."

Post: "Ha ha, I've always like to challenge."

Pillar: "Learning to dance has just been another set of handwork we blend or overcome."

Post: "We've had to work together to build a connection. But, there is an even bigger connection with me and my mask."

Both: "Tonight, we got some news to deliver."

Clue Detector Comment
Toes "We've 'toe'-tally seen stars together"
Two Lies and a Truth Answer
We started out on different arms
Our names can be found on an assassin's notepad
Between us we got a large gob and a sting in our tail
Clue Answers
The bottle caps were a nod to David's 75 caps for England.
The giant cheque was a clue to David being the most expensive UK goalkeeper when he joined arsenal.
"Toe-tally seen stars together" hinted to them both appearing in the "All Stars" series of Dancing on Ice.
"H2O is a hard topic for me" was a clue pointing to their shared experience on Dancing on Ice.

Final Guesses[]

Week Peter's Guess Davina's Guess Oti's Guess Jonathan's Guess
5 David Seaman and Frankie Poultney Seaman Ben Cohen and Kristina Rihanoff Dan Walker and Naga Munchetty David Mitchell and Victoria Coren Mitchell

Videos[]

Trivia[]

  • Pillar and Post are the first group on the UK series. They are also the first group on any Masked Dancer season.
  • Pillar and Post are the first contestant on the UK franchise to withdraw from the series they participated; Frankie had suffered a broken ankle from a fall in rehearsals, preventing her from performing as Pillar.
  • They are the first UK contestants to not have a unmasked performance.
  • Pillar and Post are the first «The Masked Dancer» duo to quit. The second was Lyagushka from Russia (but unlike them she perfomed her final dance, although doing so while sitting in a chair).
  • Pillar and Post are the second dancer to suffer an accident. First was Cotton Candy.
  • Jonathan previously guessed David to be the Zip in Season 1, but he was Howard Donald.
    • On The Masked Singer, he previously guessed David to be the Tree in Season 1, but he was Teddy Sheringham.
  • On The Masked Singer, Davina previously guessed David to be the Grandfather Clock in Season 2, but he was Glenn Hoddle.
  • This is Peter's first correct guess.
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