Laiskiainen

Laiskiainen
Statistics
Season	FI - 2
Gender	Male
Placement	7th Place
Appearances
Title Card
Roman Schatz
Name(s)
Biographical Information
Born	August 21, 1960 (age 64)
Notability	Writer Author

Laiskiainen (translated as Sloth) is a masked celebrity on the second season of Masked Singer Suomi.

Appearance

Laiskiainen has black and grey fur and long white claws.

Biography

Shoe size: 116,5 fahrenheit
Model: Mary Shelley
Favorite Music: "Everything but Country"
Favorite color: Black
Ability: Standing on head
Hobby: Egg yielding

Episode One Questionnaire

Question	Answer
Do you sleep your closet doors open or closed?	Closed.
Have you stole signs?	Sure.
Do you smile on photos?	I try my best.
Do you count your steps?	Yes.
With how many people you have slept with this week?	Two, plus with two dogs.
Do you still watch kids shows?	ZZZZ...
Are you Stubborn?	Yes I am.
Do you believe in ghosts?	Yes.
Have you taken dance lessons?	Yes.

Songs

Week	Song Selection	Result
2	"Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bobby mcFerrin	SAFE
4	"The Fox" by Ylvis	SAFE
6	"Highway To Hell" by AC/DC	ELIM

Clues

Week	Clue
2	"He is, uncommon. He is, endangered. He is, cuddly. He is, Laiskiainen. This big sized sloth ganders the world surrounding him upside down. It's funny how I have managed to get many things in position like this, even kids. Sloths are often seen as the modest creatures hanging in the corners of their lives, but I would not call myself a wall rose. I've been called to acting and nude pictures. I am insatiable knowledge seeker and I want to milk it from every stranger I meet, no matter what specie they are. The knowledge is also part of my motto "Don't be scared": More you know, more courage you have. Oh well, at least I try to sooth myself like this right now, taking note that we are only few moments away from singing in front of the audience. I'm mostly worried about heatstroke: My fur is HUUUGE! Excluding fainting, I am not worried. This is not the first time I am securing my true identity. Along with this I am drowsy man of metabolism, so nothing cannot startle me. This is fine for the sloth that hangs between the safe of the ground and the blue blue sky, flexible and open minded."
4	"Sloths all over the world, I got forward. This is good news for me since I have always dreamed of being a singer. It's as big thing as my birth, which was world historically the most remarkable moment. This surely tells about my self-esteem, Which is in minimum of 2 METRES! Sound waves are familiar for me, I enjoy television. But nothing is more inspirational than music. When I am not playing guitar or harmonica, I write songs. And when I am not writing songs either, I sit next to Bridget Bardot at the airport of Nizza. I bet she was convinced about my gently lazy charm."
6	"Going forward, it's a good promise for my big singing career. I however am ready to be musician as well. I see myself as the fusion of David Bowie, Neil Armstrong and Charlie Chaplin, but I happen to have extraordinary non-Finnish self-esteem. I've been boiling in many soups, being controversial and criticized critter. I am also an entrepreneur and it requires courage in good and bad times. Do you already know who am I? HAHAHAHAAHAHA, Best of luck to you!"

Hybrid TV clues
"I have done hundreds of live broadcasts and there is no end in sight for those"

Clue Answers
Laiskiainen is seen reading Suomi-Saksa-Suomi dictionary in first hint profile, which hints about Roman Schatz's birthplace Germany.

Final Guesses

Week	Janne's Guess	Jenni's Guess	Maria's Guess	Christoffer's Guess
6	Tuukka Temonen	Ali Jahangiri	Roman Schatz	Jari Sarasuvo