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"5, 6, 7, 8, mambo! Asere, what's up? Me here, you know that I connect with the island. No, even though you know, parce, that my favorite number is not 8, hueón; it's 4, because it's the number of trophies I have. Well, in this life, you know that I won the first one when I played in the youth leagues; I was blown away, tío. Well, yes, it was a little after I belonged... to a team of little kids, güey; they were very cool, güey! Just like you and me, what times those were, weren't they? You see, pibe, I had to prepare myself a lot to get to the first division; you see, as a forward, it's not easy, man. Yes, well, hueón, I had to change and tighten my cheeks, hueón, and I run off to the mother country; I don't know if it was luck or that the singing bird's blood that runs through my veins called me, güey. You know what? The truth is, I've played my best matches there, and I even felt like I was dancing for a dream. No, but what a mess, look! So I promise everyone here that in this, my first match, I will give it my all, because the stage is my best antidote, and here I'm in charge, the number one. ¿Quién es la Máscara? here I come."
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"Hello, I'm a little monster from birth. And who am I? Simple, my skin is jaguar, and you don't know it, but the stars destined me to be born with scales. That's right, plebes, when I was a huerquillo, I used to dominate in all the competitions. Although out of the water, I'm like a feline, of course, according to the Chinese. But in my heart, I carry an eagle and a snake. Because here, my guacho, as in my cantón, it would be hard for me to decide between shrimp and tacos al pastor. Sí cachay o no cachay? I've always said that they bother me because of my belly. No, look, my mina, I fell in love with her from the moment I saw her, it all was at a slow burn, papi. It happens that I told her, I want to marry you. By the way, the one who ended up in the kitchen is me, although I only made it to the second dinner. But you know, what I did get very far in? Tracing stories of my own aspiration, dragging a little pencil. But you know what, what I'm really looking for is to immortalize myself on the stage of ¿Quién es la Máscara?."
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