"Okay, let's do this. Hello. Can you see me? I'm the chameleon. Who is the chameleon? Good question. There are many things, have learned with talents. I slipped into many backgrounds but one thing more then another. I look dazzling at her tonight. Why did I decided to become the chameleon? As the chameleon, I get to feel technical and modern. To be honest, I more used to the tech of the 70s. I'm going in battle tonight against Hedgehog, and I like to win. This town ain't big enough for the both of us."
"After my first performance, I realize that it takes a lot of stamina to perform in a costume. The panel seem more interested in my physique then my verbs. I really want to rock this competition and I just hope that Rita still wants to see more. Someone once told me that my talent was first class. So then, perhaps the same could not always have been said about my behavior. I spent a lot of money on some very silly things. My life was a bit like something out of a soap opera, and for a while everything was a bit of a whirlwind. I was working so hard, I didn't have time to take it all in. But then, I picked up three awards in a same event and I realized my references had paid off. The song I'm singing tonight is a totally different ballgame. I'm hoping to give the panel and the audience something new and I hope they'll still be feeling it for the chameleon."
Two Lies and a Truth
In my job, it's normal for me to become wet
I once won three BAFTA Awards
It's not unusual for me to wear tight trousers
"Picked up three awards at the same event" was a clue to The Darkness winning three BRIT Awards in 2004
"I have voiced a cartoon character" refers to Justin voicing 'Kurtz' in children's cartoon Freefonix
"I spent a lot of money on some very silly things" was a reference to the £150,000 Justin spent on partying